Pull up a milk crate and get comfy. I just came back from exploring the great outdoors! Pine Knoll Forest isn't exotic, but it's a fascinating place right in my hometown. I've uncovered squirmy and creepy stuff under rotten tree stumps and because I'm always on the lookout for mushy and icky, I was thrilled to discover a true slime mold that is called “dog vomit."
Don't blame your dog!